Posts tagged ‘weasel’

April 30, 2016

Weasels in bid to stop humanity destroying universe

by philapilus
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Always on the alert

Weasels have sabotaged the Large Hadron Collider in Cern in a desperate attempt to stop scientists from ending all existence.

The news emerged after the discovery that one of the noble creatures bravely sacrificed himself chewing through some live wires.

Weasel Doug Shovel said “You humans are always meddling in things you don’t understand, but your fascination for

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