Posts tagged ‘Stephen Lennon’

January 9, 2013

Wanker of the Week

by philapilus

This week, for the first time ever, TMB’s coveted ‘Wanker of the Week’ title is shared between two total and utter wankers!

So, in no particular order:

Alex Jones

Nominated by:

The Dalai Lama

Nominated for:

“I thought enlightenment was hard to attain, but this man has achieved something infinitely more difficult than merely reaching Nirvana; he made Piers ‘the shit’ Morgan look almost pleasant and reasonable! What a fucking wanker! Please, TMB, ‘fix it for me’ and make him your wanker of the week, and I’ll be in Seventh Heaven!”

 

Stephen Lennon

Nominated by:

Mother Theresa

Nominated for:

“I am actually contacting you from beyond the grave to ask you to make this obnoxious little bigoted fuckwit your ‘wanker of the week’, so strongly do I feel about his awfulness. Getting him on passport fraud is a bit like getting Capone on tax evasion, but nevermind, at least he’s in prison. Lets hope he gets gangbanged by some “hard, pipe-hittin’ niggas… with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch”, to coin a phrase.

“(Also, while we’re here, can I just say that heaven is not quite what I imagined. It’s much hotter and quite a bit more fiery than I expected, and everyone is really, really horrible. I’m starting to get a bit worried…)”

January 7, 2013

Public sadness as Stephen Lennon is jailed

by philapilus
English Defence League march in Newcastle

If only they would…

Tributes and commiserations have poured in from well-wishers and public dignitaries today, after it was announced that the leader of the far-right English Defence League has been jailed for ten months.

Stephen Lennon, whose only crime was to attempt illegally to enter the United States, using a false passport – after being previously banned from visiting because of several other convictions including assault and drugs offences – has received countless messages of support.

“This is obviously just a political imprisonment,” said Nelson Mandela, “Stephen Lennon has always stood up for the rights of others, has always been uncompromising in his search for peace and equality. You couldn’t wish to meet a better person, with

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