Posts tagged ‘SAS’

November 23, 2014

UK responds to SAS killing jihadis: “AWWWWWW YEAHHHH!!!”

by philapilus

BOOM! It’s just like we’ve got a massive penis

It was revealed today that the SAS has been carrying out strikes on ISIS, and has killed around 200 jihadis in just four weeks, leading most British men to say “AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!”, really very loudly.

A defence source confirmed that “SAS squads are being

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January 22, 2012

Ashdown: “Remember me?”

by articulatedsheep

Lord Ashdown has made Nick Clegg look about as statesmanlike as a damp rag in a well-timed intervention relating to the Government’s proposed “benefit cap”.

Ashdown, who stood down from the Lib Dem leadership in order to run Bosnia for five years – Bosnia, for fuck’s sake – suggested that the Government’s plans to arbitrarily limit the benefits to which people are entitled, based on a completely random “cap” the figure for which, £26,000, has been pretty much plucked from thin air, might be “a bit silly”.

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