Posts tagged ‘rees-mogg’

September 7, 2017

Shock as stupid country realises Rees-Mogg is a reactionary tw*t

by philapilus
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Rees-Mogg sat very still for half an hour before being informed that photography has moved past glass plate technology

Mind-numbingly stupid Britons were overwhelmed with shock and surprise yesterday to learn that tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg holds some reactionary views.

Rees-Mogg, who pants-wetting young tory fanboys hope to be the next leader of the Conservative party appeared on ITV’s dreadful This Morning programme and said some

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August 10, 2013

Rees-Mogg “regrets” headlining ATP

by articulatedsheep
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Rees-Mogg: “grew up on a Glasgow sink estate”

Jacob Rees-Mogg has said that he “profoundly regrets” an error of judgment which saw him headline the ATP festival last week. 

The MP, who represents the constituency of 1936 in the Commons, told reporters that he had been wholly unaware that ATP was “thronged with hipsters”, thinking that it was a group of like-minded Conservative voters with a hankering for traditional values. His “set” consisted of a one hour thirty five minute speech outlining the political ramifications of the Treaty of Utrecht on animal husbandry in the Welsh Marches, and was described by attendees as “fucked up”.

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