Posts tagged ‘Nigel Farage wanker’

January 5, 2017

Farage’s radio show ‘to celebrate multicultural music’

by philapilus

Just after dropping the mike on some seriously dope sh*t

A spokesperson for Nigel Farage revealed today that the ex-Ukip leader’s forthcoming radio show will be “An eclectic mix of banging tunes, dope beats and serious soul.”

This has come as something of a surprise as the Monday-Thursday slot is on LBC radio, a station more normally associated with discussions and phone-ins.

But the spokesperson said today “Nigel was absolutely

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October 22, 2014

DJ Read pens UKIP song about ‘horrors of Ebola’

by philapilus

MP Douglas Carswell said “Well, I couldn’t see the problem with Mike’s Calypso. But apparently some of the Bongobongo chaps – of whom many are my best friends and so on – didn’t take a shine to it.

“Can you still say shine?

“Anyway, this is

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March 27, 2014

Sport: Flyweight ‘In/Out’ title, Farage vs Clegg

by philapilus

The best bit was when they had both fucked off

Anticipation ran high ahead of last night’s title-fight for the coveted European ‘In/Out’ belt, and an unprecedented crowd of 147 people arrived – more than have ever come to see either fighter before.

The match was mired in controversy before it even began, after a weigh-in on Tuesday which had seen both men struggle to make the minimum weight limit.

Accusations came from both entourages that the opposing fighter had stuffed his pants, but even

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November 18, 2013

Paul Sykes in ‘Brewster’s Millions’ challenge

by philapilus
English: Nigel Farage at Lord's cricket ground...

“You don’t *have* to be a raving lunatic to support the UK Indepen– oh no, sorry, hang on a moment, yes you do.”

It has emerged that Paul Sykes’ decision to provide considerable financial support to UKIP, is part of an elaborate ‘Brewster’s Millions’-style challenge, whereby he has to bankrupt himself with nothing to show for it.

In the cheesy 1980s film, Monty Brewster accepts a bet whereby he has to waste $30 million in 30 days, in order to inherit $300 million.

Similarly, it has been revealed that Sykes was also offered the chance to inherit ten times his current £650m fortune, provided he wastes everything on pointless, ridiculous and unprofitable endeavours, like supporting UKIP.

But Professor

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May 2, 2013

Wanker of the Week: Nigel Farage

by philapilus
Nick Farage Interviev

“I would like to see your fanny, but failing that, please will you vote for me?”

Nominated by:


Nominated for:

Being Nigel Farage.

TMB would like to state that in all fairness we feel we should not reflect political biases. Therefore despite the fact that, due to voting-patterns of our readers which are beyond our control, Farage is named our ‘Wanker of the Week’, we will also provide some

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