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January 15, 2013

Andrew Mitchell to be allowed to swear at plebs as much as he wants

by philapilus


Andrew Mitchell, Secretary of State for Intern...

Be sure to exercise your free speech when you meet an absolute shit

In the aftermath of the Plebgate scandal, the government has scrapped the law preventing people from being incredibly insulting, meaning former chief whip Mitchell can finally say whatever he wants to policemen.

Home Secretary Theresa May announced in the House of Commons that a Lords amendment ditching Section 5 of the 1986 Public Order Act was on the one hand regrettable, in that it was a boon to campaigners for free speech, but was still “Both necessary and desirable. Using insulting language is a vital part of keeping down oiks, proles and – dare I say it, plebs!”

The announcement was met with ecstatic cheers from the conservative benches, and May continued “My Right Honourable Friend can now go and properly mouth off at the wankers on the gates at Downing Street as much as he fucking well wants.”

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