Posts tagged ‘Mark Reckless’

October 21, 2014

Cameron: “I have something important to say about Europe, possibly”

by philapilus

“Come on, come on. Why is this taking me so long? How can it be this hard to have an idea? I know people who have had more than one in a single YEAR…”

The Prime Minister has attempted to breach the divide growing in his own party, by announcing that he might make an announcement about the UK and Europe before Christmas. Probably.

Mr Cameron assured the country and fellow Conservatives that he would “be making a very strong statement, maybe outlining some sort of brilliant strategy, probably in a speech, article, open letter, or possibly in a text to my wife Samantha.

“But the

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September 29, 2014

Boris lambastes “Tory nutters for joining Ukip nutters”

by philapilus

The very Reckless Mr Mark Stupid MP

In the run-up to his headline performance at this year’s Conservative Party conference, Boris Johnson has attacked Tory defectors for being “Nuts. But, er…not in, you know, the good way.”

The rockstar-politician and occasional Mayor of London said that traitors Douglas Carswell and Mark Reckless “Should be, well, should probably

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February 15, 2012

Cameron to tackle Drinking Culture

by philapilus
English: David Cameron in Newcastle

"Who's up for getting really c*nted at the boozer afterwards?"

The Conservative-led government has announced its determination to end the dangerous culture of binge-drinking, which it says is costing the NHS 2.7bn a year, with indirect costs spread across the UK economy and society.

According to sources close to the Prime Minister, David Cameron is expected to announce today that “The binge-drinking of high-ranking members of government, backbenchers, and councillors must come to an end.”

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