Posts tagged ‘Madiba’

December 12, 2013

Breaking News: Mandela “still dead”

by philapilus
English: Nelson Mandela in Johannesburg, Gaute...

Pretty much still like this, only more horizontal, and less smiley

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The world’s media have againĀ confirmed that Nelson Mandela is still dead, and shows little to no sign of improvement.

After the news broke three minutes ago thatĀ Mandela remained a corpse, mourners continued to file past the open casket in their thousands, to pay their final respects, say goodbye to a beloved leader, and continuously check his pulse.

Mandela – or ‘Madiba’ as everyone is now pretending they knew he was also called – is linked to

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