Posts tagged ‘iphone 5’

September 20, 2013

iPhone 5s and iPhone 5c “allow you to talk to yourself”

by philapilus
English: Left to right: iPhone, iPhone 3G, iPh...

The next strategy is to get everyone to buy three iPhones, so that you can picture message yourself a photo of the conversation you are having with yourself.

Apple said this morning that its two new versions of the iPhone are intended to be used simultaneously by a single user, to “replace all that messy business of thinking quietly in your own head”.

Tim Cook, CEO of Apple said, “I don’t know about you, but I get absolutely sick of trying to work stuff out in the suffocating, existential void of my inner mind. But now, by talking into one iPhone and listening to yourself with the other, you can bypass the whole ‘interior monologue’!”

The iPhone has been one of Apple’s flagship products since its introduction in 2007. Devoted fans hurriedly buy up the new versions that are released once every three weeks, to avoid the terrible solecism of

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September 14, 2012

Apple launches new iPhone

by articulatedsheep

Apple has launched the long-awaited iPhone 5, the much touted next-generation in its incredibly successful product line. Feverish speculation had it that the new phone would feature revolutionary changes such as a 3 degree adjustment to the angle of the bevel on the side of the phone, a 0.03% increase in the size of the screen, and the movement of the headphone jack 4mm to the right. However, both design and hardware changes have been more fundamental than this. Here we run down the main changes.

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