Posts tagged ‘George Galloway prick’

May 8, 2015

My electoral victory! by George Galloway

by philapilus

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for ME


Once again the British people have shown their good judgement in supporting myself and the Respect party, giving us yet another decisive election victory!

By selflessly releasing me from my role as their MP, the people of Bradford have shown that they want me to go forth, holding aloft the banner of Respect, to move on to even greater things – and if that isn’t ‘winning’ I don’t know what is!

Yes friends, unable to bear their guilt at having kept me all to themselves, they have

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March 14, 2014

Tony Benn obituary: by George Galloway

by philapilus
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“I know it’s hard, but try not to think about me all day, and do spare Tony a thought if you can.”

It was with great sadness that I heard this morning about the death of our second most senior statesman on the Left, Tony Benn.

Tony was a great friend to many, and a source of huge knowledge, thanks to what he learned from me.

Though I was of course the younger, more attractive, more sexually potent and indefatigable man, nevertheless he always intelligently listened, and had much to tell me about how amazing I am.

I can

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