Posts tagged ‘EDL’

June 11, 2013

EDL “Wouldn’t hurt a fly” says leader

by philapilus
Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948), political and ...

“I model myself on this guy, honestly. Sometimes I even black-up with a burnt cork, and do a funny wog-voice. The boys have hysterics. I ask you, is THAT the sort of thing a racist would do?”

Tommy Robinson, leader of the EDL said today that violence was not something that was in any way whatsoever endorsed by his organisation, especially not by any members such as himself, with previous convictions for violence.

Speaking of his balaclava-wearing, charmingly illiterate group of skinheaded gentlemen, Robinson said “You couldn’t meet a nicer bunch of lads. Real softies at heart, and definitely not the type to engage in racially-motivated violence, even if they occasionally make the odd threat about doing that kind of thing. That’s just for a laugh really.”

Speaking to the BBC Radio 4 Today programme, Robinson, who has previously

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May 28, 2013

EDL encouraged to participate in deadly cheese-rolling

by philapilus
English: The cliffs of Beachy Head and the Lig...

There will be a bonus prize for any member who manages to impale themselves on the light-house using a hang-glider

After Help for Heroes refused donations from a sponsored walk planned by Tommy Robinson, suggestions have flooded in for alternative activities the EDL leader might consider.

One in particular, from Professor Hamish McEyebrau of the Slough School of Suggestions, has captured the public’s attention, and many thousands of people have written to the EDL, backing his suggestion for a cheese-rolling event.

Professor McEyebrau said “As I understand it, Robinson’s group advocate

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May 24, 2013

Masturbators of the Month!

by philapilus
The wanker gesture - fingers and thumb in circ...

This month’s lot touch wood so furiously that they start small fires everywhere they go…

This morning our ‘Wanker of the Week’ editor received so many thousands of nominations that she couldn’t possibly get them all out of the envelopes and count them without missing at least seven of her numerous fag-breaks, and seriously cutting into her Freecell time as well.

As far as we could tell, after checking the first few ‘Wanker’ sackfuls (hur hur), most of your postal votes seemed to be

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