Posts tagged ‘dogs put down’

May 14, 2015

“DEATH TO DEPP’S DOGS!!” screams Australian Minister

by philapilus

Just look at those eyes – it can’t wait to sink its fangs into a kangaroo’s jugular

Barnaby Joyce, Australian agricultural minister, is on a mission to personally murder the dogs belonging to Johnny Depp, according to the British media.

Depp took his dogs on his private jet when he flew in to Australia last month, to film ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 37: Now it’s just getting stupid’. Crucially however, he neglected to declare he was bringing in the animals.

Joyce said “That bloody Depp’s got to pay! I’m going to string those dogs up by the bollocks, and slit ’em down the front with a blunt knife, then chuck the entrails on a barby and

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September 19, 2013

Shock as Ministry for killing thousands of people puts down small number of dogs

by philapilus
Trained attack dog Samo leaps forward toward a...

They should be distributed amongst the nation’s nurseries for toddlers to play with

Britons were incensed to learn this week that the Ministry of Defence – the government department responsible for the deaths of thousands upon thousands of people through our involvement in various wars, militarily imposed sanctions and bombing raids – has also humanely ended the lives of some dogs.

A campaign in the Sun newspaper has helped the UK to focus its fury and outrage, with it’s revelation that the MoD has put down as many as 288 dogs in the last three years.

A spokesperson for the MoD, Percy Spoke said “These dogs perform vital military roles, for which they are specially trained. But sadly this

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