Posts tagged ‘daylight saving’

March 31, 2014

UK completely disoriented by thing that happens every year

by philapilus

“I say we take the hands off and nuke the clock from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Work has stagnated across the country, and thousands of people were found stumbling around the streets in their pyjamas and dressing gowns, after the annual thing that happens with the clocks once again caught everyone unawares.

Builder Mike Ock said “Has time gone forwards or backwards? Do I get up, or am I meant to stay in bed till it’s dark and/or light? Am I older or younger than I was?

“The clock on the oven says¬†it is 7:30, but does that mean it is actually 8:30 or 6:30? I am completely freaking out.”

Wendy

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