
Sadly neither Geldoff nor Farage was injured in the carnage
The war between the Leave and Remain campaigns has finally started, after a major battle on the Thames between the navies of the opposing sides.
The Leave flotilla, under Admiral Nigel Farage, sailed up the Thames towards the Houses of Parliament, where they planned to take the government by surprise, bombing the Palace of Westminster into the water and taking the Prime Minister captive.
But the Remain fleet, bravely led by Commodore Bob Geldoff, met