Posts tagged ‘al-Shabab’

September 23, 2013

“Al-Shabawhatnow? Ooh look, cheese!” says UK

by philapilus
Triumph Herald 1200 side shot

If those vicious terrorist assholes really want to get noticed, they’ll have to start doing quirkily interesting things, like deliberately not driving a vintage car for fifty years.

Halloumi cheese and a car that was only driven once, were the most important things in the news today, according to a poll undertaken by research group Views On The News (VOTN).

The findings were corroborated by the BBC news website, after articles about the surprising popularity of the cheese, and a Triumph Herald that remained undriven for 52 years, topped the site’s ‘most read’ table in the morning and evening respectively.

Views On The News interviewed a sample of 5000 commuters heading home after work, in an attempt to gauge the UK’s interest in global affairs. The results, it says, were not promising.

Wendy Nailinthehead, businesswoman and mother of

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