Search continues for bodies of Oscar error accountants

by philapilus

End, Guy, Cinema Strip, Movie, FilmThe search for Brian Cullinan and Martha Ruiz has been stepped up according to the LAPD, with officers now searching landfill and deserted sites in the canyons around Los Angeles.

The Price Waterhouse Cooper accountants who are considered responsible for muddling up the Best Picture envelope at the 2017 Oscars have been missing since Sunday night.

Leading investigator Detective Lieutenant Columbo said “So far all we have found is a shoe belonging to Ruiz, containing what appear to be three of her fingers.

“The only trace of Cullinan was a telltale envelope smeared with blood. We are not expecting to find them alive.”

The pair – who accidentally announced La La Land had won the Oscar instead of Moonlight – were last seen congratulating Mark Hamill on winning Best Actress, before being whisked away by masked men.

The men left no clue behind except a tattered scrap of manuscript paper.

Police began dredging swimming pools in Hollywood, but gave up when they realised how many there are.

The search continues.

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