Archive for February 17th, 2017

February 17, 2017

UK ‘united on Brexit’ thanks to Blair

by philapilus
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“MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Tony Blair has managed singlehandedly to unite Britain and heal the wounds brought about by the Brexit debacle.

Blair’s exhortations to the British people to rise upĀ against Brexit managed to convince everybody that what the country really needed to do was exactly the opposite of whatever it was told to do by an egomaniac with a Messiah complex.

Tim Twanks, Remain campaigner, said “I was

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February 17, 2017

Charles Manson ‘considering national security advisor role’

by philapilus
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Manson with his CV

A spokesperson for Charles Manson has confirmed that the 82 year old is considering Donald Trump’s offer to replace Michael Flynn as national security advisor.

Trump fired Mr Flynn on Monday, after it transpired that the White House was not

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