FGM rates prove humanity still full of utter bastards

by philapilus

‘What the fuck is wrong with people?’

The horrific revelation that English medical professionals deal with a victim of FGM every hour has confirmed that humanity is still chock full of evil little shits.

Professor Hamish McEyebrau, of the Slough Institute for Counting Bastards, said  “Credulous fuckwits are hacking off bits of the genitalia of little girls for so-called cultural and religious reasons, and they don’t show any sign of stopping anytime soon.

“That shit still happens. In 2017.These cretins’ mental processes presumably run along the lines of, ‘Hey, you see that infant there? I bet if we hacked its privates off with a sharp flint then our Invisible Friend would be really, really happy’.

“What an unbelievable bunch of cretins there are on the planet.”

Tim Twanks, a GP from Surrey, said “It’s horrific seeing the trauma – mental and physical – these women and girls have gone through.

“It’s all very well teaching everyone to try and understand different cultures, and be sensitive in how we interact with people whose practises may be different to our own, but this is barbaric, and needs to stop. Now.

“If you don’t know that it’s wrong to cut into the genitals of small children then you have lost the right to any sort of human respect whatsoever. It’s not exactly fucking difficult.”

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