Archive for October 19th, 2016

October 19, 2016

Onesies to blame for everything

by philapilus

Experts confirmed today that the majority of global disasters and crises are directly caused by the rise of the onesie.

Specialists from the Slough School of Catastrophe spent ten years running trillions of computer simulations on disaster-causation, and discovered that the single common denominator is the awful garment.

Professor Hamish McEyebrau, who headed up the study, said “The unitary body outfit was invented for

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