Archive for May 7th, 2015

May 7, 2015

“It would be different if we got a free pen out of it” say non-voters

by philapilus
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“Now THAT would be worth all those Suffer-jets riding horses for”

Britain’s legions of non-voters said today that the main reason they couldn’t be arsed to go to the polling station was because of the shit pencil stubs that you can’t even take away with you.

Non-box crosser Wendy Nailinthehead said “Why would I go all the way up the road to the local church hall and try to

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May 7, 2015

Cameron mortified after accidentally voting for Sturgeon

by philapilus
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Not the face of a man who is pleased with himself

David Cameron has said he is mortified after accidentally casting his vote for the leader of the SNP in today’s general election.

The prime minister said “I don’t know what happened, I’m in shock. There I was, having my picture taken, putting my

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