Archive for March 25th, 2014

March 25, 2014

Daily Cartoon: Martin Rowyerboatson

by philapilus

Today’s cartoon of the day, syndicated from the Gauridan, showcases the brilliant talent of Martin Rowyerboatson. Martin, like his comrade Steve Belle, knows how to use the fine scalpel of subtle satire to operate on the bloated, diseased body of that evil old world!! 

 

This cartoon doesn’t have Cameron in, but if it did, he would be shiny and pink, and look really stupid! Grrrrr to the Tories!!!!

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March 25, 2014

QUIZ: Which famous character are you????

by philapilus

Perhaps you’re Apollo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Here’s a clue: you aren’t)

Not to be outdone by other websites, social networking sites, or building sites, TMB brings you our very own version of those brilliant quizzes that ask you meaningless questions and then tell you what famous character you are!

 

BUT in a special spin on the genre, our version is not limited to merely telling you if you’re Fred or Wilma, Mars or Venus, Cameron or Clegg; here you can discover who you are from a cast of ALL the famous fictional or factional femmes and fellers of ALL TIME!

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March 25, 2014

Selfie donation errors masterminded by polar bears

by philapilus

Contrary to popular belief, many polar bears do wear make-up, especially copious amounts of eye shadow

It was discovered this morning that the donations intended for the ‘no make-up selfie’ campaign which went erroneously to the WWF, were pilfered as part of a clever ursine scam.

Attempts to divert a sizeable portion of the funds into the WWF’s ‘adopt a polar bear’ campaign, were thwarted when Cancer Research UK administrators noticed that the people who came to collect the money were “nine feet tall and considerably more hairy than you’d expect”.

The subsequent evisceration and devouring of said clerks, and a dropped wallet with pictures of fluffy white cubs in it, enabled even the police to work out that the culprits must be polar bears in disguise.

PC McGarry No. 452, of New Scotland Yard’s Arctic Creatures division, said “This is not the first time that animals have attempted to pilfer funds.

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