Archive for March 11th, 2014

March 11, 2014

Daily Cartoon: Bob Crow’s passing

by philapilus

Once again the Guardian’s Stefan Belle turns the acerbic blowtorch of his scintillating wit onto the news of the day. Here Belle mourns the passing of a titan, and the inevitable mean-spiritedness of those awful Tories!

This cartoon is

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March 11, 2014

‘Slutty shark’ likely to be pregnant

by philapilus
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Slapper

The satellite-tagged great white shark being tracked around the Atlantic is probably pregnant, despite being unmarried, say the experts following it.

The Ocearch project said in a statement today that they were “very disappointed” in Lydia, adding “If we had known she was the type to sleep around and get knocked up, we would never have tagged her. We feel let down.”

Head of the project, Professor Hamish McEyebrau, of the Slough School of Satellite-Staring at Sharks, said “This is the sort of licentious behaviour we had expected from tarts like Lydia’s friends Sharon and Tracey, who we rejected from the

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March 11, 2014

Bob Crow remembered

by philapilus
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“Me? Out celebrating? Certainly not! This is a very sad…HAHAHAHA, I’m sorry, I just can’t keep a straight face…”

After the death of Bob Crow in the early hours of this morning, many public figures have paid tribute to the RMT boss:

David Cameron: Bob was someone who stood up for what he thought was right, even though he was wrong, just like the bunch of cunts in the opposition. Especially Ed Balls. Bob would have converted though. So if you liked Bob Crow, or even if you didn’t, obviously vote Tory.

Ken Livingstone: I’ll always remember showing Bob my fantastic collection of newts. I said to him, ‘Bob, these are my newts’, and he said to me ‘Ken, that’s certainly a big collection of newts’ and I said ‘I’m so very glad you think so, do you like newts?’ and he said ‘No, not really’ and I said

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