PISTORIUS ON TRIAL: the series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by philapilus
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Running prosthetics, or WEAPONS OF DEATH attached to a MURDERER?!?! We’ll help you decide!!!!

Do YOU like DRAMATIC NEWS made EASY TO UNDERSTAND and EXCITING????

PISTORIUS! The NAME that’s at the HEART of the ENIGMA wrapped in a CONUNDRUM that’s a DID HE/DIDN’T HE that can hold its own against ANY TRIAL of the last 100 YEARS!!!!

PISTORIUS! You’ve heard the RUMOUR, the OPINION, the GUESSES, now hear…THE TRUTH!!!!

PISTORIUS! The EVIDENCE is COMING OUT, the WITNESSES will SPEAK, the JUDGE is READY, but ARE YOU????

PISTORIUS! The JUDGEMENT we’ve all been WAITING, BREATH-BAITING and SALIVATING FOR!!!!

PISTORIUS! WHAT’S going to HAPPEN????

PISTORIUS! We GUARANTEE to make this the MOST EXCITING trial you’ve EVER SEEN!!!!

DID HE/DIDN’T HE, WAS HE/WASN”T HE, WILL HE BE/WON’T HE BE murder her, under the impression she was a burglar, found guilty of murder and locked away inside a prison made of STEEL and CONCRETE and HARD THINGS for ALL ETERNITY or an as-yet-unknown NUMBER OF YEARS????

PISTORIUS!!!!

SIMPLIFIED SPECIALLY FOR YOU, AND COMING SOON TO A NEWS AND ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL THAT YOU CAN WATCH!!!!

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