Archive for January 23rd, 2014

January 23, 2014

Year old story causes panic

by unpseudable

Full of diseased rats

Quality papers, including The Sun, The Mirror and The Mail have today been alerting the British public to the anticipated arrival of a ghost ship packed with hundreds, or even thousands, of disease-riven cannibal rats.

The Lyubov Orlova was being towed from St John’s, Newfoundland, to the Dominican Republic when it was torn adrift in bad weather, just last January.  Or ‘2012’, as reported in The Mirror.  It was helpfully annotated in map form, reproduced by the Daily Mail showing the starting point to the north of Newfoundland, as close as a few hundred miles from the actual location of the port of St John’s.

After being towed into the mid-Atlantic and left to drift, it was later located about 500 miles off the coast of Ireland, last February. 

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January 23, 2014

Saatchi and Taki fight will confirm pointlessness of humanity

by philapilus

‘Any minute now one of them will throw a punch, and it’ll be the most exciting, important thing in the entire world’

Experts have said that the anticipated cage-fight, which Charles Saatchi and Taki Theodoracopulos have been challenging one another to in the Spectator, will justify the eradication of the human race.

77 year old millionaire Theodoracopulos first called out the 70 year old art dealer Saatchi, over the latter’s public assault on wife, Nigella Lawson.

Saatchi responded by basically saying “Come on then!”

The prospect of watching two flabby septagenarians tussling – whilst

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