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January 13, 2014

Ed Balls challenges “fucking cunt Clegg” to fight after school

by philapilus

Historical precedent: Charles Kennedy thought he was hard too, until his nose was in the powerful, sweaty grip of Gordon Brown…

After saying on the radio that he could take the shadow chancellor in a fight, Nick Clegg was today formally challenged to a bout of fisticuffs by a highly inflamed Balls.

A Conservative eyewitness from Form 3B said that Ed Balls waited for Clegg outside the House of Commons at breaktime, and took the LibDem leader by surprise, pushing him to the floor.

“Nick tried to get up, but Balls stood above him, shaking his fists threateningly, until Cleggy curled up like a terrified hedgehog.

“The shadow chancellor then slapped the

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