Wanker of the Week: Paul Dacre

by philapilus
Gustave Doré, Depiction of Satan, the antagoni...

“Why God? Why did you promise me that I alone could be the source of all evil filth and horror, and then deliberately go and create Paul Dacre?”

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“Paul Dacre is really getting on my big red tits. I mean, here I am, source of all evil, unholiest of the unholy, Master of the Gates of Hell and bringer of the stench of lies and deceit, and the guy keeps upstaging me. He’s making me look like less of a conniving, vicious, evil-hearted, foul-mouthed cunt. I really hate him. If there’s any justice at all, I really hope he goes to Heaven, cos we certainly don’t want him down here, making us look second-rate for all eternity.”

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