Archive for July 8th, 2013

July 8, 2013

Miliband: ‘Backwards is the new forwards’

by philapilus
Neil Kinnock at the 2007 British Council Stude...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…

 Ed Miliband confirmed today that Labour would continue using a time machine to revisit the 1970s, as part of its attempt to defeat the tories at the next general election. 

Miliband’s comments came after a carefully-orchestrated party-union row over the nominations for a candidate in Falkirk, which experts say “Have catapulted Labour back into the strong position they enjoyed throughout the 1970s and 1980s.”

The brilliant strategy adopted by both

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July 8, 2013

Euphoric Britain to record Zip-a-dee-doodah cover

by philapilus


English: Sue Barker, British television presen...

Camilla said she was delighted by Britain’s transformation from a den of knuckling, drunken streetfighters into a land “Where Mr Happy himself might feel at home”

Britain agreed this morning that everything was basically now fine, and would be for ever and evermore, after someone born here finally managed to knock a yellow ball about with a net on a stick a little bit better than someone from another country.

Following Andy Murray’s Wimbledon victory yesterday, the population arrived at work this morning sunburnt and hungover.

But, inexplicably, despite

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