Advertisement: fun kid’s colouring-in book!

by unpseudable

Do your kids of 5 to 8 years of age like fun pictures?

Do your grandchildren just love colouring in?

Are your nephews or nieces totally addicted to the most horrifically violent 18-rated horror films?

Well, Yeah!

Then come on down to Tesco and buy your disturbed youngsters the Colour Me Good (Arrggghhhh) colouring-in book!

With pictures of your little darlings’ favourite fun and lovable horror characters, including Freddy Krueger from ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’, and Carrie from ‘Carrie’, your little ones will be amused for hours, and primed for hideous acts of violence of their own, we’re sure!

Just don’t forget to stock up on lots of red ink!

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