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June 19, 2013

News Briefs: ‘traffic’ food labels get the go-ahead

by philapilus
English: A pair of white briefs.

We are going to have to replace our ‘News Briefs’ with ‘News Grannypants’, if you lardasses don’t stop eating


The UK government has announced the introduction of an improved and consistent method for labelling food packaging, based on the ‘traffic’ system, of green, amber and red colour-coding.

The new guidelines will also give more specific traffic symbol-based warnings on certain products. Fast foods like chocolate, crisps and chips will now have to emblazon their packaging with  ‘STOP’, ‘Wide Load Ahead’ and ‘Avoid Weak Bridges (You Fat Fuck)’.

Anything made by McDonalds, Nestle or Coca-Cola will additionally

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