Archive for June 13th, 2013

June 13, 2013

National Trust to introduce prostitute service

by philapilus
English: Waddesdon Manor, built between 1874 a...

For a quite reasonable fee, you too can find out what it’s like to play Lord of the Manor, and have your way with the scullery maid.

Thursday 13 June 2013

In what it describes as a ‘perception-changing’ drive, the National Trust is going to start renting out prostitutes at several of its key properties across the UK.

A Trust spokesman, Leslie Fanshawe-Haines-Haines, said “Following a very bad year for visitor figures in 2012, we have decided to try and reach out to demographics that we have not yet tapped into.

“We are therefore trialling the provision of hookers at a number of our beloved heritage sites, such as

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June 13, 2013

New Yorkers fed up with “grossly negligent” Spiderman

by philapilus
Spider-Man vs Beer Belly

He’s definitely not quite the man he used to be

Thursday 13 June 2013

Beleagured superhero Spiderman was once again the subject of public outcry yesterday, after failing to assist in the rescue of two men trapped at the top of a skyscraper.

The men were carrying out maintenance work near the top of the Hearst building, when the scaffold they were using broke, leaving them dangling nearly 600 feet above the ground.

But after several hours of waiting, it became apparent that Spiderman was not going to show, and eventually the fire department had to

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