UK weather warning: strange celestial shape spotted

by philapilus

It’s time to make peace with your Maker

The Met Office has issued a severe weather warning after a large burning, sphere was spotted in the sky this morning. The bright shining thing is thought to be the cause of a severe nationwide heatwave, which has seen temperatures everywhere rocket way above the safe level, and into double figures.

Professor Hamish McEyebrau, from the Slough School of Sky Scrying, said “Across the country, our fluffy charcoal-grey sky appears to have been replaced with a blue so shockingly bright that it will quite probably destroy your retinas if you look right at it.

“As for the big white-hot thing slowly and inexorably climbing above us, we aren’t yet sure if it is a monster or an alien invasion, or even the Second Coming. All I can say is that everyone needs to hide in a basement with a thick blanket over their heads, until this terrible apocalyptic weather disappears.”

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