Archive for May 28th, 2013

May 28, 2013

Round-up of your bank holiday weekend

by philapilus
English: A television remote control.

You PROMISED yourself you were going to hide it this time…

Britain admitted this morning that it had done less than half of the things it had planned for the long bank holiday weekend, and that feelings of guilt, sloth and failure had made the always-unpleasant return to work worse than usual.

Unemployed bank holiday commenter, Tim Twanks, commented “Unfortunately I have once again thrown away a golden opportunity to really actually do some of the stuff that I am always saying I will do as soon as I get the chance.

“Instead I

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May 28, 2013

EDL encouraged to participate in deadly cheese-rolling

by philapilus
English: The cliffs of Beachy Head and the Lig...

There will be a bonus prize for any member who manages to impale themselves on the light-house using a hang-glider

After Help for Heroes refused donations from a sponsored walk planned by Tommy Robinson, suggestions have flooded in for alternative activities the EDL leader might consider.

One in particular, from Professor Hamish McEyebrau of the Slough School of Suggestions, has captured the public’s attention, and many thousands of people have written to the EDL, backing his suggestion for a cheese-rolling event.

Professor McEyebrau said “As I understand it, Robinson’s group advocate

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