Archive for May 13th, 2013

May 13, 2013

UK Weather Forecast

by philapilus

 Oh for fuck’s sake, May, will you just piss off?

English: cloud and rain, weather forecast symbol

This is the meteorological symbol for ‘Britain’

 

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May 13, 2013

Daily Cartoon: Stephen Belle

by philapilus

Once again TMB is proud to present our cartoon syndicated from the Grauniad; another satirical masterpiece by Stephen Belle, whose razor-sharp wit has cut anti-EU Michael Gove down to size, and no mistake! (‘cut’ because he’s so sharp, you see? Good isn’t it?)

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May 13, 2013

Huhne and Pryce return to prison

by philapilus
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Huhne is expected to plead that it isn’t really his fault, as he has become institutionalised (after strenuously denying the charges for three months first, of course).

Disgraced former cabinet minister Chris Huhne, and his ex-wife Vicky Pryce, were re-arrested just hours after their early release from prison this morning, for robbing a post office and making off in a stolen car.

Huhne held up the cashiers with a gat he had borrowed from an old cellmate, and as frightened staff handed over £943.46 worth of copper coins and stamps, Pryce hotwired a Renault Clio in the street outside.

The pair climbed into the getaway vehicle and made off at a conservative 29mph, but

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