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January 30, 2013

“Guns don’t kill people, cats do” says new report

by philapilus
English: Blue-eyed cats with white fur have a ...

“You are feeling sleepy, very very sleepy…we are out of kitty litter; piss off to the shop, minion.”

A group of scientists have published an article in Nature Communications, which claims that the most dangerous creature in the whole world is almost certainly the common cat.

The authors believe that felines may be responsible for killing almost 4 billion birds, and perhaps as many as 20 billion small mammals, in the USA alone each year.

They also estimate that around seventy per cent of all homicides are actually secretly carried out by cats, whose natural stealth and small size mean they are almost never suspected. To date no feline has ever been convicted of murder.

Professor Hamish McEyebrau, co-author

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