Archive for January 25th, 2013

January 25, 2013

Anti-gun activist makes the ultimate sacrifice

by unpseudable

Well, a design like this is just asking for trouble

News has surfaced that a Trinidad and Tobago man has gone to extreme lengths to demonstrate why perhaps it’s not a great idea for everyone to have a gun.  The 33 year old security guard had a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, shooting him right in the knob.

This appears to represent a growing movement of people hoping to prove how stupid the combination of guns and human beings can be, following a spate of groinal shootings across America, in Florida, Arizona, Oklahoma and Washington in 2012 alone.

Spokesperson for Please Shoot Your Copulating Hardware Off, Rick Splatter, said,

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January 25, 2013

Thousands line up to kick Swansea City ball-boy

by philapilus
A football (or soccer ball) icon.

See? he does look an awful lot like a ball.

A ball-boy has seen his Twitter followers rise to 80,000 overnight, after being kicked by Chelsea midfielder Eden Hazard during a match held on Wednesday.

The vast majority of those now following him have asked if they can come and give him a kicking too, with thousands more ringing his home or gathering in the street outside with the same intention.

Professor Hamish McEyebrau, footballologist at the Slough Institute of Sport and Writing Things Down, said “What we have here is a very interesting phenomenon. Essentially, most of the early recruits to his Twitter feed yesterday were Chelsea supporters, eager to punish the ball-boy for time-wasting.

“But increasingly, more and more of his new followers have been football fans who were just generally angry, wanted someone to hurt, and had noticed on TV that

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