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January 24, 2013

Charlie Brown faces up to 9 years in prison

by philapilus
Snoopy statue given to the Kennedy Space Cente...

Gang-member Snoopy was formerly a successful astronaut, before embarking on a life of crime.

Former ‘Peanuts’ gang member, Charlie Brown, has been arrested and charged with stalking and making criminal threats, by the San Diego District Attorney.

A former victim of the gang’s, who asked to remain anonymous, said “This is a great day for all those who have suffered at the hands of that brutal thug.

“Finally I feel I can go to sleep at night without the terror of waking to see that round head silhouetted in the bedroom doorway, and that gravelly voice rasping ‘I’ll give you some Good Grief now, motherfucker.”

Brown – despite being incredibly timid and physically awkward as a youth – still

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