Wanker of the Week: Brian Sewell

by philapilus

Nominated by: A A Milne

Nominated for: Brian is, in many ways, a brilliant thing. He is hugely entertaining, very arrogant, impossibly pompous, and hates everything unless it has quivering male buttocks. He is like an incredibly well-educated philistine. A bit like Owl, in my stories. Which is a good thing.


He pronounces ‘wank’ as ‘wornk’.

What a wornker.

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