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March 20, 2012

Old people “smell of pee and talk too much” says Royal College of Nursing

by philapilus
The American student nurse Miss Lydia Monroe o...

"Some of our nurses aren't even white! If you'll take my advice hide your valuables in your nappy..." said elderly patient, Mr M Campbell

Research carried out by the Royal College of Nursing indicates that care for the elderly is constantly stymied by the fact that they “Poop, piss and prattle on with mind-numbing frequency.” 

If the findings of this research are a fair representation of the industry as a whole, about 107% of the union’s 400,000 nurses really can’t be arsed to deal with the constant streams of words and cabbage-based sewage.

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