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March 10, 2012

Cameron: “national inferno is right for Britain”

by articulatedsheep

The Prime Minister has today rounded on critics of his controversial plan to set fire to the entire country.

“Let me be frank,” he said, speaking to reporters on a special visit to Cardiff to urinate on a statue of Nye Bevin. “setting the country alight is the right thing to do. There is significant public support for this action, and I plan to see it through.”

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