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January 15, 2012

Zionists offer to take over world “since everyone else is fucking it up so badly”

by philapilus
English: Wee Jimmy Krankie (left) and Jimmy Kr...

to be fair, even the Krankies couldn't make it any worse...

In a move certain to arouse fury amongst rabid conspiracy theorists around the globe, a small group of philanthropic Zionists have asked if anyone would like them to take over running the world, since the people currently doing it are so unbelievably inept.

The Group of Concerned Zionists gave a press conference in the Semite-friendly city of Riyadh, at which they offered evidence of extensive skillsets and compelling business portfolios, and said, in a very relaxed way, that if anyone wanted they could probably sort everything out relatively quickly.

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